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lickbitchesgetmoney:

xybutt:

lickbitchesgetmoney:

i like how in the sims 3 you can walk around with 1,100 eggs in ur pocket

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women do the same except it’s with their vaginas

ggggggggggGggggGg

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rlaph:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

this is so funny to me is anyone buying this shit lmao

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abovesuspicions:

all these spoons but no one to spoon with

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officialbioware:

officialbioware:

I’M DOING IT

I’M WRITING

nevermind

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peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

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'What?' Ron bellowed furiously. 'Four? You lousy biased scumbag, you gave Krum ten!'
But Harry didn’t care, he wouldn’t have cared if Karkaroff had given him zero; Ron’s indignation on his behalf was worth about a hundred points to him.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 20: The First Task (via flourishandblotted)
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