*VIOLENTLY TRIES TO SING ALL THE FALL OUT BOY SONGS AT THE END OF WHAT A CATCH, DONNIE AT THE SAME TIME*
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
You know James would be all “mom, me and sirius are starting a gang”
And Mrs Potter would ruffle his hair and say “that’s great, dear, you want some cookies and juice for on the road?”
"Definitely. Also some sandwiches, please."
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live